Beep boop I am a robot

A common depiction of how robots act. Often as mockery or pure confusion.

Person 1: Beep boop I am a robot.
Robot: Just to educate you, that's a hurtful stereotype.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

Robot Booger

A septum piercing defined by Xander Thomas Beck Meade in 2023

Look at that Frozen snot droplet hanging off her robot Booger

by FunnyJunk2010 August 8, 2024

The Wild Robot

The greatest DreamWorks movie of all time. The movie that made DreamWorks the king of animation (well, at least in 2024) and the movie that should have won the Oscar for literally every category! It is also defined as movie that has heart, comedy, action, breath taking visuals, a relatable and masterfully crafted story and everything that can make a movie an absolute classic and a masterpiece. The Wild Robot is also the greatest movie of 2024 and the greatest animated movie of all time (no exaggeration).

Some guy: "I watched that new animated movie yesterday!!"
Some guy's friend: "Was it a 'The Wild Robot' or was it a 'Despicable Me 4?'"
Some guy: "Oh, it was definitely a 'The Wild Robot!!'"

by Gloo-Gloo March 29, 2025

Smoking robots

When you reach the end of a dab cart or disposable weed vape, as indicated by a flavor of burning metal and rougher hits.

Friend 1: "Did you hit my penjamin yet?"
Friend 2: "Yeah man, that hit was rough, I was smoking robots"

by Snepular April 26, 2025

Robot chicken

An absolutely shit show that never appeals to adults and has fucking retarded episodes like what do you mean peppa pig is holding a gun and shoots her parents? this shit is unfunny as hell

Person 1: What are you watching
Person 2: Robot chicken
Person 1: Fuck you

by ThatOneGuy3420 May 12, 2025

Robots

Traffic lights, traffic signals, stop lights.

Oh no! We have to wait for this robots to tell us what to do now! We can't just drive down the road.

by federici May 21, 2025

robot

A new species developed by human beings that was meant to replace human beings...

This species is characterized as having a large 97% resemblance to an actual human or alien - but is instead largely made up mostly metal, wire and circuitry - instead of the real organic material called skin and bones that is organically produced when a mother and father come together to produce a baby through the fertilization of the egg when the sperm strikes it.

Dude : Sis, come here and watch this new documentary on TV. It shows you how AI girlfriend robots are eventually going to take over the world

Girl: GTFO!!! THEY ARE NOT! You stupid fucking cuck. Stop wasting time giggling your balls with your fucking hand staring at a fucking AI girlfriend robot all day and go talk to a REAL girl in THE REAL FUCKING WORLD!!!!!

by the_fruitarian November 23, 2023