RAISA

RAISA, or Recordkeeping And Information Security Administration, is an SCP Foundation's Department tasked to maintain the security and safety of all internal Foundation data.

Don't blame me if you only have this, it's the exact definition on the Semi Comprehensive List of Foundation Departments.

- "Dude, I'd love to see how RAISA will handle the leak of SCP-001’s document”
- “I think you’ll be dead before.”

by Commissar Aegis August 15, 2023

brown raisen

an arsehole, preferably a woman's

She let me put it in her brown raisen last night.

by djdankkerskanker January 11, 2008

D-Raise

A term in poker, usually of the online variety. A D-Raise is when a player is the last player to act around the table after all other players have bet or called the existing bet, and instead of just calling or checking like everyone else and getting to the next card, the D-Raiser bets the minimum amount, causing the entire cycle of betting to have to repeat itself. It can be especially frustrating in games with a large number of players at a table.

Player 1: bets $100
Player 2: calls
Player 3: calls
Player 4: calls
Player 5: calls
Player 6: calls
Player 7: calls
Player 8: calls
Player 9: bets $5

Players 1-8: "What a D-Raise"

by Defeater of Fail July 12, 2009

Swollen Raisin

The act of a man inserting his penis and subsequently fucking a woman's naval, thus creating the likeness of a swollen raisin.

I'm not really into anything too kinky, but wowie could I go for a nice swollen raisin right about now.

by Private Space August 30, 2010

the raised scepter of love

erect male genitalia.

There is no such things, as polishing the raised scepter of love too much.

by UrbanSage May 19, 2014

Old raisin

An old person

Look at the group of old raisins playing bingo

by Real World October 27, 2016

Fat Raisin

a fat raisins are large, dried up, mushy, moist, ball sacks.

Can I see your fat raisins?

by Mosttowels December 9, 2016