Possum Punch

To hit a lady in the vagina.

Can't believe that chick got possum punched by a dwarf!
Shut up or I'll possum punch you!

by factmachine November 24, 2014

McPack-A-Punch

Noun: Describing an original McDouble, packed with 4 chicken nuggets.

Ello mate, I want a large drink and a McPack-A-Punch to go.
1.1 LRG Drink
2. 1 McDouble
3. 1 Small Chicken Nuggets

by anonymous white guy April 15, 2011

Gorilla punch

Similar to a donkey punch only when you're having sex with someone from behind instead of punching them in the back of the head you use both hands and punch them on each side of the head simultaneously in a Donkey Kong fashion. Warning this will sometimes cause them to lose consciousness and lose control of their bowels, however it always results in a very tight clench of their muscles resulting in an amazing orgasm for yourself

Right as I was about to blow my load I gorilla punched her she clenched so hard I thought she'd break my dick off, she was out for a while so I took her TV and laptop, I would feel bad but she thinks my name is Jason so it's all cool.

by Echc93 December 27, 2017

dick punch

Figuratively taking a blow that does not hurt as bad as getting punched in the balls but still demoralizing enough to hate the world.

My wife and I separated and she already has a boyfriend after 2 weeks. That feels like a huge dick punch!

by Burndaddy January 22, 2017

Elizabeth Punches

Elizabeth Punches is one of the best and most proficient American painters in the United states. BFA from Virginia Intermont College in 2012. She now lives and works from a small versitle public studio downtown Galveston Texas, after obtaining notoriety across the United states for her unique painting techniques and eccentric personality. Punches work is highly sought after across all of America and southeast Canada, with several gallery owners noting, "she sells every thing she paints." She is a quiet person and loves living in the peace of a tiny American sandbar with her beloved dog.

Who does that painter over there think she is? I mean, she's good, but she's no

Elizabeth Punches.

by SaintLusciousofPetrichor December 21, 2016

sunshine punch

A Sunshine Punch is the act of forcing fruit, mainly pineapple's, in someones anus by punching the piece of fruit in question.

Shit, I heard Gary got sunshine punched by Steve on the weekend!

by darbstep_ February 9, 2018

Knuckle punch

A punch with raised middle finger knuckle.

"Stop knuckle punching your brother"

by Specialized September 16, 2021