Procrastinarian

A person whom specialises in procrastinating.

Being the ultimate Procrastinarian that he is, Jack didn't allow for enough time to complete his research paper.

by Diligent February 1, 2006

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by masturbating.

With so many finals to study for, I spent many night procrasturbating!

by xHoneyBeex June 12, 2011

procrasturbation

Using masturbation as a tool of procrastination, as a method of delaying an activity that you needed to do.

I had a lot of work to do today, but instead I did some intense procrasturbation.

by Kyle Whitley August 6, 2007

Procrasturbate

The act of putting off something for the sake of masturbation.

Guy one: I can't go to the movie right now!
Guy two: What are you going to do? go home and PROCRASTURBATE?

by Williamjmcelroy August 15, 2009

procrastinating

A word that is popularly used in setting facebook status for no good reason.

Santa is Procrastinating.

by paliam May 7, 2009

procrastamasturbator

Someone who puts off the act of masturbation until they are about to explode with sexual tension.

Dude that's your second rape charge this week. if you weren't such a procrastamasturbator you probably wouldn't have a problem controlling yourself.

by Franko Franks April 14, 2005

procrastinator

Someone who does some time-consuming shit and never gets off their lazy ass to get shit DONE.

You are a procrastinator just by reading this and not doing your damn work.

by This_is_not_your_pseudonym April 17, 2014