Poop Driving

When you are driving your car like an idiot because you are going to shit your pants.

Officer: Sir do you know you were going 80 mph in a 25 mph zone?
Driver: of course officer, I was going to shit my pants
Passenger: He was poop driving sir.

by Mina Minogue July 24, 2008

Poop Flakes

Airborn fecal matter expelled during flatulation.

"Dude! You just got Poop Flakes in my eye!"

by The Mystery Gang March 25, 2009

poopaholic

a pet who is hopelessly addicted to eating either his own, or other animal's poop

My dog is a poopaholic: everyday, he goes out in the yard and eats his old poop

by Bailey the Golden Retriever August 24, 2009

poop seeking meat missile

The erect phallus of a man that is about to be inserted into the brown-eye of another man/woman.

"I've got a present for you," Floyd said to his lover Timothy, "a poop seeking meat missile!"

by Grande John July 21, 2006

wet poop

poop that isnt solid. wet poop normally occurs after a long night of drinking

Man...after all that beer last night...i had wet poop this morning

by BohMan February 11, 2008

poop splash

When you drop a deuce and the water splashes up and hit's your butt hole.

I just dropped the kids off at the pool and got poop splash all over my ass!

by Big Daddy Hammer Fist October 16, 2008

Poopamos

A term used to identify the need or urge to alleviate ones bowel movement using unofficial language which resembles the sound of a Spanish dialect. Poop in English = Poopamos in "spanish influenced turretsism" Poopamos is often spoken or shouted with extreme enthusiasm.

I need to poopamos!

by flyfree October 13, 2008