Muff Pistol

From the Eighteenth Century on there were huge numbers of small, concealable pistols manufactured in England as well as on other continents. The smaller variations of these pistols were described as "Muff Pistols" due to the fact that they could be concealed in a lady's muff even though a man could also easily conceal this on his person, but Gentlemen used muffs too.

On the contrary my dear Watson! This pistol has a distinguishing smell to it.

Yes, quite a muff-like smell...we must go to the nearest fish market in England to find it.

No, my dear friend, this is a Muff Pistol, I'm sure you can deduct where it was hidden...please stop smelling it!!!!

by xleprechaunx November 8, 2010

detroit pistons

NBA team that is slowly crumbling.

First they beat the lakers in 2004.

Then they lost to the Spurs in 2005.

Then they lost to the Miami Heat in the 2006 eastern conference finals.

Then they lost Ben Wallace.

What's gonna happen next, I wonder...the Detroit Pistons miss the playoffs? LMAO!

by D-Miles August 13, 2006

PistonMC

The shittiest, most stuck up, arrogant Minecraft server out there. It's really cringey too. They're all butt buddies and don't accept anyone new. They think everything is racist and sexist, and everyone is either 15 or 8 and they pretend like they're diverse. It's almost like a special ed street gang.

www.pistonmc.com
Ok Google, how do I block a link from my browser?

by 42069420694206942069 January 21, 2017

pistol grip pump

the act of anally fisting a mans ass while jacking him off. as if you are shooting a pistol grip pum shotgun

that guy is a freak he likes to get pistol grip pumped

by victhespic July 17, 2011

The Sex Pistols

Talentless, but hell, they started it!

Just come to me about Iggy... then maybe we'll talk.

The Sex Pistols get too much credit for what they did.

by OiDroogieOi November 12, 2004

pist

The vapour that comes off a urine stream in sub zero temperatures. Also the disgusting fog that erupts from suana rocks if urinated on.

There was a heavy pist left in the outhouse that cold February morning after farmer bob left for the fields.
I had to leave the sauna ,some freak took a leak on the rocks and the pist made me gag.

by dubeswiggins November 18, 2014

Off-Piste

Not feeling content with life. Feeling like there's a path you should be on, but you're not on it. Originates from skiing term used when not adhering to pre-defined trails.

Christie: Hey, how's it going?
Tom: To be honest, I've kind of been feeling off-piste all day.

by Carl-1973 November 24, 2018