Pinch

Getting shalllocked by 60 men from behind

I thought I was gonna win color war but then they pinched me.

by Heirypinch505 August 6, 2023

Pinching her sushi

Slang for female masturbation

Debbie couldn’t meet me today she was too busy pinching her sushi

by Akd148 May 11, 2025

Pinch and Pull

When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.

The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.

If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.

woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.

by Smokestacks May 16, 2018

Dont pinch my rolls

When someone is making you mad. Instead of telling then to stop to stop whatever they're doing, automatically default to this word. This is also a way of saying "don't touch me."

STOP PINCHING MY ROLLS!

Dont pinch my rolls!

Why are you pinching my rolls?!

by #1ALEC→D←RIDER March 22, 2025

Pinch a DeVos

To take a dump. To make a bowel movement. To go #2.

I'm so constipated right now I need to take a laxative and pinch a Devos.

by Chef Drew and LJoy December 11, 2019

Pinch

Pinch (action), to grip an object or substance between two fingers.
Pinch (unit), a very small amount of an ingredient, typically salt or a spice
Pinch (whisky) or Haig's Pinch, brand of Scotch whisky
Pinch, Indiana, an unincorporated community
Pinch, West Virginia, a census-designated place in Kanawha County

*Pinch’s You*
OW WHAT THE HELL MAN

by Α March 24, 2022

Pinching your tamale

Whacking your winkie

Damn it Billy, stop pinching your tamale at work!

by Chewy Gonzales August 20, 2021