pearear

The rear of a pear.

I love munching on that pearear

by treecoffee July 13, 2022

Pearl Nelson

The act of a person erotically whispering into the ear of another before slowly moving down to breathe gently on the recipient's genitals.

Joe was feeling lonely in the hospital the other day, so the doctor ordered a Pearl Nelson from nurse Betty.

by BilboBagginkins March 2, 2023

Pearso

A bloke who over indulges in alcoholic beverages, and gets as one might call it "loose" on a night out, at Either Lyford's or Lucky Coq during the week, then just to have a mediocre performance on the football field on a Saturday arvo.

He just drank five drinks in a row and he has a game tomorrow, what a pearso.

by beckSmick May 10, 2023

Pearl Vision

When you bust a nut in your girl's eyes and she is temporarily given 20/20 vision.

Bro, I gave my girlfriend pearl vision and she saw my micropenis!

by Shack Daddy September 5, 2023

meat pearl

a clit,the man in the boat

i went down on my ladies big old meat pearl

by borgue April 27, 2007

easy pearkins

when something is achieved with mimimal effort, whereby something dispatched or acomplished with ease.
(commonly used in basketball)

Finley attacking garnet sends it right back in his face, Finley the seeeecond time !! Easy pearkins on the play !

by head beaver July 27, 2009

sewer pear

A large and often rotund turd

This situation can't get much worse" "Sorry dude but it just did I need to drop a sewer pear

by randy fitzpatrick July 13, 2010