Pussy Perm

“Pussy perm” - A term of art — specifically used in past era of feminine hygiene where full grown female pubic hair was common practice and the social norm — meaning a redundant unnecessary action which achieves the same in result as was already in existence before occurrence of such action.

A: Did you observe John vacuuming his car’s interior directly after returning from getting a full and incredibly detailed exterior and interior carwash?

B: Yes that is so redundant and unnecessary.
A: Indeed. What he is doing is a total pussy perm.

by EasyEsq December 10, 2022

Big Perm Abortion

When you impregnate a woman, no longer want the fetus to live, so you take a coat hanger and jam er home.

I had to perform a big perm abortion before the delivery date

by Sasquatch17 January 5, 2023

placenta perm

when a babies hair is sold and straight, before it gets curly. a “natural perm” that doesn’t last too long & then the baby gets its curl

“i can’t wait to see what her hair looks like after her placenta perm goes away”

by ginabeena June 10, 2023

V Perm

A PLL for the 3x3 Rubik's Cube. The V is rumored to stand for "Victory" because of how lucky anyone who gets it is.

"Let's go!!! I just got a V Perm!"

by Nb Perm August 12, 2023

natural perm

Hair that is naturally wavy or curly. This term is used by people with naturally wavy hair to belittle people who get perms.

Josh has a natural perm. I get a perm just to get what he has naturally.

by tomdeeds January 29, 2024

Germ Perm

A true piece of shit

That germ perm isn't worth a velvet painting of a dolphin and a whale , getting it on

by THE REAL COOP March 18, 2026

an S-perm Hairstyle

The tangled and encrusted hairstyle of a woman who has taken multiple cumshots in her hair, and its appearance will remain the same for hours unless she takes an immediate shower.

The most experienced bukkake actresses know to immediately jump in the shower after a scene in order to avoid an S-perm Hairstyle.

by Arnie Grape June 22, 2021