A person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his penis will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.
My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.
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After successfully disabling the explosive device, Brent went ass to mouth on his girlfriend. With his balls covered in shit, he announced "you have officially received the first ever, penley dog!"
by Aerialninja September 22, 2017
Get the Penley Dog mug.Someone insignificant, stupid, silly or idiot. The word can be used among friends who like to call each other the mentioned names, not necessarily with the intention to offend each other. However, the same word can be used to vent about someone who did something bad to us.
Pendejo: My boss is a "pendejo" for letting us leave early with so much work we had pending at the office. You're such a valuable woman, your ex is such a "pendejo" for leaving you.
by Crisace October 25, 2017
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by the bookworm with fire November 19, 2017
Get the Pendejo(a) mug.When one bleeds from the penile region.
Gary: "Hey Kolton, where's Jacob?"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"
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