pecker lover

A person who can stop looking at peckers at the men’s showers

Hey stop looking at my penis you pecker lover

by Slurped buttface December 5, 2023

pecker lover

A person who peeks over the divider at a restroom checking out your stuff

Hey stop looking at my pecker you pecker lover

by Slurped buttface May 10, 2024

pecker necking

My second ex enjoyed giving head, and when she started cheating on me, I knew that she was pecker necking---a good blowjob.

Honey, have you been pecker necking with Juan?

by Garabaldbastard January 29, 2020

Pecker

One who types slow on the keyboard .

Wow your a pecker , that report should have been typed hours ago.

by Redneckmess November 8, 2017

Pecker tracks

White crusty stains on the inside of your underwear. Resembling tracks.

I was at my girlfriends place and she had me all juiced up, raging hard on. Then I had to go. At home I noticed inside my underwear was leakage from said hard on. Resembling tracks. Sad Pecker tracks.

by Festus1976 May 15, 2018

Peruvian Pecker Wrecker

when you take one peruvian guardian and lay him butt naked on the ground dick facing towards the sun, and then take one peruvian slut 10 stories up in the air and have her jump off the tower butt naked trying to land her asshole completely on his penis. If she misses the dismount, the dick will snap in half due to the high velocity of the ass cheeks

Brazilian: Have you ever been to peru?
American: No but i want to because i wanna try the Peruvian Pecker Wrecker

by SebastianJanakowski March 8, 2021

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016