ranch on the pancakes

Definition 1: when someone pours ranch on pancakes.

Definition 2: when a man ejaculates on a flat buttocks.

Bro 1: did you have a good night with ole girl?

Bro 2: yeah i put ranch on the pancakes.

by Paradoxxx69 June 13, 2018

satan’s pancake

When you eat too much spicy food and just before you poop, you squeeze your butt cheeks together so that it comes out flat and fiery.

I ate a ton of peppers and created three separate Satan’s Pancakes out of my asshole.

by Echowood August 30, 2018

sex pancake

noun
1.a short, impudent, young adult who is sexually frustrated, bordering on homosexuality because of his inability to be "in" with the opposite sex.
2.someone with a problem with locker room showers and slip 'n slides.

1. After last night, I decided that Charles is a sex pancake.
2. He was such a sex pancake yesterday.

by Sex Muffin the 3rd December 12, 2006

pink pancakes

Use to describe virginal lips that are overly larger or folding over more then normal. So when turned sideways they look like a stack of pink pancakes.

That girls pussy lips were so fat they looked like pink pancakes.

by LeMarcus June 23, 2006

You ain't got no pancake mix!

Meant to be used to throw someone off. If there's a serious argument, say that, and you'll win just by pure awesomeness. Occasionally the word "Bitch" can be thrown at the end of it.

It was coined by RayWilliamJohnson on YouTube.

Person 1: "Personally, I believe that god is going to smite every last one of the sinners--"
Person 2: "YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!"
Person 1: "..."

by epic-win-fail June 28, 2010

Pancake Mix

Cooking economics - A substance added with milk than heated can create pancakes which is the best breakfast better yet food in the history of mankind!

Popularity - A substance which when eaten raw, straight from the box will make you instantly cool and popular! Usually accomplished by men!

Pancake mix - one's friends' favorite food!

"You aint got no pancake mix!" - informing you are lame, weak, or a complete loser!

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Person#1 - "Excuse me sir aren't you gonna add any milk to that pancake mix?"

Person#2 - "What, you think im some sort of pansy???"

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Person#1 - "Check out that guys pancake mix!"

Person#2 - "Yeah i heard he jugs it everyday!!!"

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Person#1 - "What did i say about checkin out my mother flippin pancakes?" (Sometimes mother flippin used as an adjective describing the pancakes!) (Other times it is used to literally check out ones mom that is currently occupied flipping pancakes!)

Person#2 - "Sorry your moms' cooking turns me on!!!"

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Hardcore Cool Cat - "I'm bakin bacon while im bacon mancakes! UUUGGGGHHHH!!!! Doesn't get more manlier than that!!!"

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Hardcore Cool Cat - "We aint talkin about no pancakes! We talkin bout raw straight from the box mancake mix!!!"

by FASTGUYDOGonyt March 17, 2011

Pancake

During sexual intercourse, the person on top does nothing to support their weight, hence "pancaking" out on their partner. Opposite of starfish. Usually done with dead eyes and zero effort.

"I was just so tired last night, I pancaked the shit out of him"

"That girl was such a pancake, never doing that again."

by AOII's In the Bathroom March 1, 2010