Johnson Pack

When you open a pack on Rainbow Six Siege with your penis

"Bro I pulled a johnson pack black ice yesterday"

by OneFool December 22, 2022

JACKIE'S PACKIES

jackie's packies is from the popular videos of the real house wives of south boston. she is a walking advertisement to her friends. so be sure to visit jackie's packies on route 34, right next to the gas station that was set on fire by the black kids

"be sure to visit jackie's packies on route 34, right next to the gas station that was set on fire by the black kids"

by hannah banana21 December 31, 2011

Indianapolis Nut Packer

Whilst engaging in a doggy style bone session...The challenging yet eloquent art of gripping one's cock and ball pouch with the dominant hand and swiftly inserting the meaty package into the unsuspecting anus of the sexual partner. Sans lube.

Man, Sage was so hammered last night that I threw her an Indianapolis Nut Packer and she barely flinched!

by El Pablo Guapo Dos January 12, 2017

waiting for a package

the horrible time period of shipping to delivery when you order something online. You feel distraught and confused and normally have a panic attack thinking your item has been lost in transit.

"Oh my god dude, I've been waiting for a package since last week! I hope it isn't lost."

by IzzyC. January 16, 2019

Gainesville care package

When one defecates onto another person, or their belongings, from a distance of one story (average of 14 feet) or higher. If there are more than 3 care packages being called in on the person or item, the action is effectively deemed a Gainesville shit swarm.

My roommate left the dishes in the sink so I called in a Gainesville care package on his scooter in the parking lot…😭😭

by Joey-chestnut August 23, 2021

pack count

The number of people an individual has had sexual intercourse with, more specifically how many women a man as had vaginal or anal intercourse in his lifetime.

Man, Bruce is a pimp! His pack count in in the high 200's.

by Gary Bruce June 12, 2008

Packing Someone

When two groups of people "go at" each other.

Me: Wow don't call her that.
You: What're you going to do.
Me: Well I'm gonna pack you.
Stranger: Oh, your packing someone.

by Corrupted Souls June 20, 2019