another way of saying a guy gets laid a lot tail haste two contexts in this fraise the first one is referring to pussy the next one is the tail of a dog or something that special needs kids will pull on if the animal try's to escape there petting
ian: yeah bro next last year when i whent to college i pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo
chris: yeah buddy
chris: yeah buddy
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/pʊˈtɪnɑ ni/
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a dickheadtator's genitalia, specifically the orifice by which the Russian president can go fuck himself.
/pʊˈtɪnɑ ni/
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VULGAR SLANG
a dickheadtator's genitalia, specifically the orifice by which the Russian president can go fuck himself.
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