Jared Wood

Bandwagoner to every team that wins the championship

Ryan- I just saw Jared Wood in his new Bryce Harper jersey!
Caitlyn- Really! He just bought a Manny Maxhado jersey yesterday!

by Sarah Graysun :) March 7, 2019

Woods Monster

A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.

Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!

by Orbert83 August 14, 2020

Word Wood

an erection from scoring high points when playing a word on Words with Friends.

" That 119 point word gave me word wood"

by Prune sacks February 7, 2012

security wood

The guy you keep on the backburner who is always a guaranteed dicking when you need it.

"Im on the hunt for some man meat tonight ladies but I've still got my security wood on speed dial."

by Savingmybuttforsatan May 12, 2017

Kamui Woods

A precious tree boi that happens to hang out with a mountain lady person alot, and looks like a tree.

"Dang! Kamui Woods did really good out there!"

by ♪Allmighty♪ June 30, 2019

Driving Wood

The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.

In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".

It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.

Dude, can you pull over? I've got some mad driving wood I need to take care of.

by chaosportalfilms January 27, 2010

Annabel Woods

The most lovely and kind-hearted girl. Always smiling and always happy. Bubbly, joyous, fun to be around.

Annabel Woods is such an awesome friend.

by wyd wyd wyd April 3, 2019