Howard Beach

A city in New York that has a bunch of fucking fakes. Mostly girls dance at Fazio Dance Center and shop at VS Pink and boys play basketball at St.Helens and play FortNite and other people like me just do Netflix and chill. People who live in Howard Beach go to this school with three types of groups in middle school in each middle school grade, the first group is involved with all the popular kids and the jocks, the second group is where me and my friends sit which is called like the people who have no lives and the third group is the nerds. To conclude Howard Beach is shit and is full with fakes, spoiled bitches who think their hot shit when their not their actually trailer trash and assholes who think their hot and can get a girl in one second when it can actually take them 3 years

Yo dude where you at
I’m in Howard Beach NY HELP GET ME OUT OF THIS SHIT HOLE RN BOTA

by john orlandos whore March 30, 2018

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nude beach

A beach where it is optional or mandatory to be nude.

I would go to an optional nude beach, not a mandatory nude beach.

by PineappleJuice March 22, 2015

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Union Beach

a little town off of the edge of Keyport no one kinda never heard of......it is full of hoods and poor people. It is one square mile, and has only one elementary school (k-8) and no high school. It also has a fun little beach but you can't really swim in the water because you will not get the odor out of your body for weeks. But, overall, it kinda sucks

An example of Union Beach is the poor version of Hazlet

by 3hotguylover June 27, 2005

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bradley beach

a really gay town but all the parties are on second ave

person 1: where all the white women at?

person 2: the party on second ave in bradley beach

by uknowmelulz July 14, 2009

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Laguna Beach

1. A rad town where crazed vegans wear the same pair of pants for nine months straight and give up showering; where water polo players are in the dance show and no one gives it a second thought; where I can see the ocean from my seat in chemistry; and where everyone seems to listen to Le Tigre and 50 Cent is a joke.
2. A show regurgitated by Mtv. They came to our school, took the 5 most photogenic people, gave them fake nicknames, and made them pretend they were really friends. Please don't judge my town by what Mtv tells you, it's actually pretty rad here.

(p.s. zraickenater, i know where you live...)

1. I go to Laguna Beach High School! I can play football and be in the musical and no one will beat me up!!

2. Let's watch Laguna Beach, the Real O.C. and watch LC go get sushi for half an hour!!! RIVETING.

by asetfahjnresrafdswes May 10, 2005

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