One who works in a bar or pub serving tasty beverages. In Ireland, a tap jockey is usually considered to hold a position of power and prestige, as it is s/he who regulates the supply of alcohol. Tap jockeys generally have little problem finding a roide.
"Jayz Mary, who's yer man behind the bar?"
"That's the new tap jockey - can't pour a Guinness to save his life, god bless us".
"That's the new tap jockey - can't pour a Guinness to save his life, god bless us".
by deduck July 20, 2010
Get the tap jockeymug. by Slapslapslap January 3, 2017
Get the Slappy tapmug. by cdqq4819 July 23, 2018
Get the Tit tapmug. The act, during Male masturbation, of ceasing to stroke the penis and instead tapping one's fingers on the underside of the Male member to maintain one's erection without "prematurely" ejaculation.
Alaura Eden is the one porn star who, even if I'm late for work, makes me resort to fret tapping so I can justify watching another minute or two of her films.
by Solanas69 March 18, 2019
Get the fret tappingmug. I downtown tapped a car while parallel parking last night.
Some bitch downtown tapped my car and now there's a mark on my bumper.
Some bitch downtown tapped my car and now there's a mark on my bumper.
by Pgerber7 April 24, 2014
Get the downtown tapmug. An attempt/action of having sexual relations with their friend's significant other behind their back.
Steve: "did you hear bob is dirty tapping logan's girlfriend?"
Adam: "no, I'd never think of him to do such a thing"
Adam: "no, I'd never think of him to do such a thing"
by Wildmosquito March 13, 2022
Get the Dirty Tappingmug. by Joeysaladsworldwordreview November 22, 2016
Get the tamp tapmug.