Top deck donkey punch

When doing a male or female in the ass you then pull out, cum on your fist, turn your lover around and punch them in the mouth.

I bought an ugly girl home last night and had to resort to a top deck donkey punch.

by Pony girl April 20, 2012

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick

“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

by Moduluss March 13, 2019

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

by Arkaaito December 08, 2008

Check out my deck

Aussie saying which means come around to my place so we can have a few froffies on the back verandah

Oi robbo ya cunt, have seen you in a while old mate if your not doing anything this weekend come check out my deck,

No worries jonesy I'll bring the froffs

by PostmanTazz February 22, 2017

Few Cards Short of a Full Deck

Refers to a person without snap or intellegence, i. e. their brain does not function as a normal person's would.

Why did your brother put his penis in the hot tub jet again?

Oh, he's got a few cards short of a full deck.

by DrHarley06 October 15, 2007

Drop on the deck and flop like a fish

To fall onto the ground and flail about as a reaction to seeing something disgusting or unsettling.

If you google trypophobia, you will definitely drop on the deck and flop like a fish.

by ilovespace March 13, 2014

played the deuce from the bottom of the deck

played the duece from the bottom of the deck: leaving a shit stain on one's undergarment; skid marks

Damn, when I took off my pants, I saw I had played the deuce from the bottom of the deck.

by TooSick4U August 14, 2008