Parasitic acid is unknown and not many people know what it is, but here right now sitting my ass on my computer with Doritos residue on my fingers found out. Parasitic acid is actually found in every single gas station in existence and only is found in gas stations, it’s this weird green stuff called MTN DEW and it tastes like shit, and it’s the most toxic substance I’ve ever consumed like it’s truly phenomenal that such a product like this could even exist like there’s advertisement for this game called call of duty with this skeleton man on it like I just can’t stop drinking this but I hate it so much, but maybe it’s just that the feeling of my organs getting ruptured on the inside and my arteries getting clogged and internal bleeding going everywhere it’s just so magnificent.
Loser 1: hey wanna listen to Weezer while we drink parasitic acid aka Mountain Dew? Idiot 2: sure man I love getting sent to the emergency room!
by Myshoeisanuke February 22, 2023
by Jackislol December 16, 2016
When you're so high that you're baked like a pizza and coming up on an acid trip, sprinkling some acid toppings and leading you to blurt out "Yo guys, I'm like an Acid Pizza"
by FancyFingers The Clown. October 05, 2018
a fortnite team full of Gaymers constantly getting dem victory royales. the team consist of some pc boys who likes to dance on dem haters and the console players aka wannabe faze swayers. the avrage penis size is 8inces so you do not wanna get innto a game with theese madmen.
random guy: sees someone in acid in the kill feed
random guy's duo: oh fuck we are a gainst team acid
(mech noises apper)
random guy: it must be team acid
random guy's duo: oh fuck we are a gainst team acid
(mech noises apper)
random guy: it must be team acid
by MyDadIsStillWithMe September 03, 2019