off the chain

1. (adj) crazy, uncontrollable, nuts, insane in the membrane

That lady is off the chain.

by Sexy Filmmaker May 20, 2009

off my nut

adj) Drinking alcohol to the point of excess with the aim of loosing complete control of ones actions. It is used as a description of the least desirable type of drunkeness, but is still very attractive to many.

Matt: "Here, have this pint of Batchwood Champagne"
Lizard: "Piss Off, I'll be off my nut after that!"
Matt: "Eeeeuuuuuurrrgggghhh!!!"

Sean: "Has anyone got any more Strongbow?"
Matt: "Mate are you sure? You've already had 6 and it's not even 5.30 yet"
Sean: "I know, I'm getting off my nut!"

Stu: "What were you playing at last night mate? You had your hand held to your neck, pretending you didnt have any vocal chords and had to use a voice box to speak! You had this one girl going for 45 mintues that you spoke like a villian from James Bond!"
Matt: "Shhhhhiit man, I was of my nut"

by funky_smyth June 22, 2006

off the weak

used to describe someone who is all talk, one who says one thing and does another; or when some one is bullshittin wit you.

yeah, she came thru but when she got there she was off the weak.

by Bomb April 6, 2005

Off Seasoning

The pseudo training that occurs during foul weather times in anticipation of the up and coming prime seasons for outdoor recreation. Involves searching out abnormal exercise routines like; going to the gym, swimming at indoor pool, the climbing gym, old fitness equipment in the basement. That pursuit of fitness contrasted with increased detrimental activities such as beer drinking, watching movies, partying, and a net calorie gain.

“Yo, haven’t seen you in while, what have you been up to?”

“Oh just off seasoning my body for skiing, you know working out in a gym and hitting the Brew Pub a lot”

by maximun skiing minum dollar September 19, 2009

off the bungee chord

When something is so inexplicably amazing, you cannot use off the chain anymore.

Man, that party last night wasnt just off the chain, it was off the bungee chord.

by imcoolcuzimakeupwords November 6, 2009

off the gumline

An expression used when spotting some one with really big gums all up in they mouth.

Buddy #1: You seen that homie over there spittin game.
Buddy #2:Yeah.
Buddy #1: His teeth are off the gumline.
Buddy #3: If she can ignore that, she can definitely ignore your warts.

by That one guy who writes stuff. June 9, 2010

off her tits

Refers to a woman. Shitfaced. Under heavy influence of drugs/alcohol

"She is off her tits"

"I am so off my tits"

by jaskdg October 5, 2013