For a gentleman to attempt to cum in his own face...
Technique - lie on your back with a pillow behind your head. With a rolling motion bring your knees as far back towards your head as possible (you may hold your legs with your free arm) Point and shoot...
Good luck and make sure the door is locked
Technique - lie on your back with a pillow behind your head. With a rolling motion bring your knees as far back towards your head as possible (you may hold your legs with your free arm) Point and shoot...
Good luck and make sure the door is locked
Mike: "I am bored"
Lee: "You could always pop into the other room and try to paint your own portrait?"
Mike: "Good idea - I think I shall..."
Lee: "You could always pop into the other room and try to paint your own portrait?"
Mike: "Good idea - I think I shall..."
by Mickey Rawlins October 1, 2009
Get the Paint your own portraitmug. To boast about oneself, to speak very proudly and positively about oneself. In AmE, "to blow one's own horn"
John is blowing his own trumpet again, he is telling everyone he is the best sales manager of our Company.
by Evuski May 18, 2006
Get the blowing his own trumpetmug. When you go back and re-look over something you created for the glory and pride you feel in the product that you created.
What you up to dog?
Nothin man. I was looking at emails and then started re-reading what I emailed, past conversations I had.
Stop smelling your own shit, man. Do something productive like READ or GO OUTSIDE
Nothin man. I was looking at emails and then started re-reading what I emailed, past conversations I had.
Stop smelling your own shit, man. Do something productive like READ or GO OUTSIDE
by My shit don't stank July 22, 2011
Get the smelling your own shitmug. Is a phrase used normally when a mother is overly worried about her post-adolescent child(ren). The phrase is spoken by the friends of the child and is a way of calming the mother.
"Where's my son? Is he alright? Is he hurt? Oh my Lord!"
"Don't worry Mrs. S, Jimmy can still cook his own pancakes."
"Don't worry Mrs. S, Jimmy can still cook his own pancakes."
by Fenland July 14, 2005
Get the cook his own pancakesmug. A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.
Its now some type of "Man Law"
Its now some type of "Man Law"
Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::
Bryan: You poke it you own it.
Bryan: You poke it you own it.
by mistahtom May 23, 2006
Get the you poke it you own itmug. The no questions asked way of telling someone they are blowing their own horn. Leave nothing to the imagination and surprise people today!
Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.
Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.
Person1: Oh my gosh dude I'm so hot that even KATIE would digg to have me.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.
by JaRknessd May 10, 2010
Get the Blowing your own Penismug. Getting one's self into serious trouble, especially when doing something bad or not what you're supposed to do.
"I'm gonna go and egg that guy's house."
Careful, man. You're digging your own grave doing shit like that.
Careful, man. You're digging your own grave doing shit like that.
by Suburbanz71 May 31, 2019
Get the Digging your own gravemug.