Lol hi, do your nuts hurt?

Lol hi, is a greeting most commonly followed by saying, do your nuts hurt.
It's formal and mostly used to greet somebody older than you.

Tom: Lol hi, do your nuts hurt?
Grandma: Always.
Tom:*gets a year older*

by Anal_eraser November 24, 2020

nuts on

1. To be exactly correct.
2. Something to turn out exactly as expected.

The theoretical model is nuts on with the actual measured data.

by mechwatch August 21, 2006

nimble nuts

Sarcastic statement indicating lack of confidence in one's motor skills.

Your friend falls of a cliff: "Nice move nimble nuts"

by David Griffith April 7, 2005

bubble nuts

n. Slang term meaning genital herpes.

That bitch gave me bubble nuts.

by Jerreau Taylor October 1, 2007

picking nuts out of monkey shit

Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.

Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"

by JHop March 12, 2008

Beat Nuts

1. The opposite of cool beans; something that is shitty.
2. A person who is boring or annoying, or who generally sucks.

Can be used interchangeably in forms such as: beat nut, beat nutter, beat fucking nuts

Beat nuts! the feuer broke!

myles is a beat nut

what a beat nutter, he won't throw down for buddha

by bumpea April 29, 2010

smurf nuts

1- Blue balls

2- Why Grouchy Smurf is so angry

"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."

"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"

by Batrastard July 9, 2003