noobie 

Derived from infantry slang, Vietnam war era.
Originaly "new meat" and refered to new troops fresh to the field. Sometimes shortened to "noo bee".
"Short timers"(those ready to head back Stateside) and "two digit midgets" (under 100 days left)considered them dangerous or a jinx.

Stay off the noobie, he's gonna go home early.

The noobie was fixing to dee-dee-mao when that shit hit.

noobie by stonehouse October 31, 2007

limp noodle 

A guy in my electronic media class who is unable to erect when sexually aroused.

Freddy is a limp noodle.

limp noodle by h0rney1 November 29, 2004

poop noodle 

the stream of poop/piss mixture you urinate after having anal sex

Dude, last night I was having anal and this morning I had a gnarly poop noodle.

poop noodle by Anonymous April 21, 2003

Noodle 

to go for a wee somewhere public because the toilets are too far away

I am bursting and there is mud everywhere, think I need to go for a noodle

Noodle by Zimbo-argie June 26, 2012

noodle pimp 

a chinese man who consorts with multiple women, running a business in which the women sell their bodies for the profit of both themselves and the pimp.

usually dangles strands of noodles into there vaginas as payment.

Normal guy: omg look at that chinese kid! whats he doing with that noodle and that ho!?
Normal guy2: Its pretty obvious.. hes the noodle pimp in this block.

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Steven: i really want to be a noodle pimp when im older
Diddy: yeh me too!

noodle pimp by Dom and matt April 25, 2006

chicken noodle ass nigga 

Usually a straight, white male who is incredibly egotistical yet for no good reason because he is very skinny and not good looking. If you call someone this name, it often means you strongly hate them or want to beat them up (because in many instances you are commenting on their weight/size). Originally used by Trippie Redd in his song "Taking a Walk".

Talking shit but he don't know shit. Chicken noodle ass nigga, man you boneless

chicken noodle ass nigga by egirl666 February 26, 2019

pot noodle 

to stay in and have a wank on a saturday afternoon

"What did u do over the weekend?"
"this and that, bit of a pot noodle"

pot noodle by win-co-fo February 6, 2003