A card game used to test the potency of your marijuana. The more difficult it seems, the stronger the weed.
Stoner1: "Stoner Concentration is played like regular Concentration, only the cards are dealt face up. You have to turn two cards over and find a match."
StraightPerson: "But that's crazy!!! You're only matching the backs, and all the backs are the sa...."
Stoner2: "Cool, man. Blaze one up and deal!!!"
StraightPerson: "But that's crazy!!! You're only matching the backs, and all the backs are the sa...."
Stoner2: "Cool, man. Blaze one up and deal!!!"
by Giacomojones March 8, 2017
Get the Stoner Concentrationmug. 1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is stoned
2. (v.) An action someone pulls that relates to something a stoner would do
2. (v.) An action someone pulls that relates to something a stoner would do
1. You are stoner status right now
2. You ate the all the food that was supposed to be donated to homeless kids?! That's stoner status!
2. You ate the all the food that was supposed to be donated to homeless kids?! That's stoner status!
by Jessica November 23, 2004
Get the Stoner Statusmug. Something really disgusting or some type of candy you find at your local drug store and mix together and eat that taste good only cause your high.
Dude me and william went down to pavilions and jack som air heads twisted that shit up! Was like stoner candy.
by stoneybalogne January 12, 2011
Get the Stoner Candymug. Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.
Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.
John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.
John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.
by Dave Elkins January 4, 2009
Get the Stoner's Biblemug. music best listened to when stoned
two good examplas are:
1. Pink Floyd
2. The Doors (from their last few years)
two good examplas are:
1. Pink Floyd
2. The Doors (from their last few years)
by almty1_917@yahoo.com April 30, 2005
Get the stoner musicmug. mutual agreements of all those that smoke reefer.
Such as:
1) Do not snitch
2) Do not take greens on your buddys weed
3) When taking greens, do not burn the whole bowl
4) Do not be a scavenger, if you want a hit, either throw down, or wait until you are offered one
5) When offered a hit of a spliff that is not yours, take a hit only
these are only some of the rules that must never be broken
Such as:
1) Do not snitch
2) Do not take greens on your buddys weed
3) When taking greens, do not burn the whole bowl
4) Do not be a scavenger, if you want a hit, either throw down, or wait until you are offered one
5) When offered a hit of a spliff that is not yours, take a hit only
these are only some of the rules that must never be broken
by The trustworthy Cheecher December 30, 2008
Get the stoner's codemug. Is a bad ass mother fucker. Just likes to have a good time. Talks slowly because mouth sticks together (cottonmouth). Forgets..everything. Usually is broke, because all of their money is spent on pot, or gas (bakerouting). Often avoides social gatherings to get high with other stoners. Rambles to oneself. Non-stoners don't understand the high mumbles or thoughts. People hate on stoners, but they're good people.
Did you see those girls eyes? What a stoner.
What was she talking about? Must be a stoner.
I wanna be a stoner, they're awesome.
What was she talking about? Must be a stoner.
I wanna be a stoner, they're awesome.
by main boss March 20, 2011
Get the stonermug.