Hitler mustache

The greatest outfit rock and roll will ever know. www.myspace.com/hitlersmoustache

Boy howdy, those fellers from Hitler's Moustache certainly posess the ability to bring the noise.

(hitler mustache)

by son of leviticus October 13, 2006

Mustache Cheese

The smearing of the cheese like substance found inside the labia on the mustache of the male.

Gillie: Hey friend you're mustache cheese looks great.
Friend: Yea my lady friend has a great vagina.

by Christmas Tang August 4, 2010

Muffstache

pubic hair intricately shaved to resemble upper lip facial hair. Located above the labia opening or the penis, a muffstache can be grown on either men or women.

"Larry, your mustache is growing in thick and luscious! Does the carpet match the drapes?"

"Thank you Peggy! Yup, the muffstache is taking on a bushy fu manchu at the moment."

by antsypants14 July 18, 2014

Hitler Muffstache

When a woman's pubic hair resembles that of Hitler's moustache.

I accidentally gave myself a Hitler Muffstache when the razor slipped.

by Jay5273 March 13, 2011

minnesota mustache

When a group of men in Minnesota are out ice fishing and one of the men falls asleep, the other men then proceed to ejaculate into a solo cup, they then drag the sleeping man outside into the below zero degree weather and pour the semen onto his upper lip causing it to freeze; creating the Minnesota Mustache

That was classic when we gave Frank a Minnesota Mustache. The doctors say the frostbite from all the jizz on his lip was the reason they had to cut it off.

by Bob Dangle May 29, 2014

Cop mustache

Any mustache worn by a douchey guy that is unaccompanied by a goatee, side-burns, beard, or other facial adornment. Typically the cop mustache is found on overly aggressive men with short hair and small penises. This facial hair is most easily witnessed just after speeding in a car or urinating in public. Synonyms include: mini soup strainer, night stache, and molester mustache. Alternate spelling: cop moustache.

1) Why the hell is mark sporting a cop mustache? Doesn't he know he looks like a complete asshole?
2) I decided that I only want to date insecure women who won't mind my tiny pecker so I shaved off my beard into a douchey cop mustache.

by Mustachioed Stud August 1, 2012

purple mustache

a purple mushtache is a purple colored mustache that looks kind of gay.calling someone a purple mustache is a mean thing to say because it means there gay.

you purple mustache come back here!

by 2paq April 23, 2006