Rhyming slang for 'giro'.....
"spunked ma monte kiro in 5 minutes on ching".....
"you monte'd up the mora?"
"- aye, milky bars uhr own me"
"you monte'd up the mora?"
"- aye, milky bars uhr own me"
by M c Loud May 10, 2019
Get the monte kiro mug.Mårten ,he is a tall young adult man. wide shoulders, sometimes exercise and but do not have the worst sexy body! but still the hottest. a patron and love children. he is usually single but he knows that all girls around would die to be with him. one of them hottest in town. everyone knows who he is. he has blond golden hair, nice face with good skin, has a strong sexy look, green fine eyes, always branded clothes and always looks good even when he wakes up. he has attitude, good personality, big nice smile ... he's just perfect! But be careful, betraying the mare can cost you a lot and can serve you consequenses. The time you get dating he will protect you with his whole life and will be very envious and jeolus when someone takes your attention away from him. This man is not easy to handle let me tell you. He doesn’t mind losing you if you don’t satisfy him sexually and emotionally. He is incredibly open minded and clever. Once you start dating him, i promise you will fall for him and you will think you just found the perfect man until he starts to demand more attention and admiration and you’ll just want to give up. Ironically he is the most loyal, trustworthy and goal oriented person. A man that is quiet at first but once you get to know him, he's fucking hilarious.
That guy is simply amazing, how could you ever hurt someone like Mårten?
He's just such a sweet guy he must be Mårten!!
wow, i cant stop thinking about Mårten "
"yeah, isn't he amazing!"
Guy 1- hey look, who's that
Guy 2- he's my buddy, Mårten, we're such good friends, come meet him
He's just such a sweet guy he must be Mårten!!
wow, i cant stop thinking about Mårten "
"yeah, isn't he amazing!"
Guy 1- hey look, who's that
Guy 2- he's my buddy, Mårten, we're such good friends, come meet him
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What are you doing Mirtezon sucking balls
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Get the Molten mug.That one bucktooth nigga whose always complaining about everyone and everything like anyone gives a shit. He then cries like a little bitch and goes on damage control when faced with the slightest bit of criticism, usually pussying out in the process. Whenever he tries to act tough he just closes his hand into a fist in order to look threatening, only to open it and sit back down later on. Motherfucking bitch nigga. Also makes weird crossover fan fictions about Naruto and Zelda characters cause he's that much of a weird ass nigga and neither him or his family owns a car.
Yo I hate this shitty ass *redacted*
Shut the fuck up Martenez, your parents don't even own a car.
Shut up asshole I'll beat you up. *barks like a bitch*
Shut the fuck up Martenez, your parents don't even own a car.
Shut up asshole I'll beat you up. *barks like a bitch*
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“so today was really hard my range rover tire popped” “youre so basic” “its because i go to monte cassino”
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