MOFONGO

MOFONGO (muh-FOHNG-oh)
1. -interjection - WTF, "What the fuck?!", expression of disbelief and disappointment
2. -noun - a dish that locals (esp. Puerto Ricans) rave about but the palette of from outside culture finds surprisingly difficult to appreciate.

They canceled your flight? Are you serious?! MOFONGO!

by DD (Double-Down) September 29, 2010

Mongout

One of many types of weed available for purchase in your local community. Mongout is a word that can describe any weed that hits you straight away (rather than sneaking up on you) and puts you in a state of complete haze

Clive: What kind of weed is this Abraham?
Abraham (tokes to find out): ...............mmmmmmmmmmm!
Clive: I'm guessing it's Mongout then

by Aidan Brooks January 9, 2006

Bangley Wangley Mongo Beef Face

Aesthetically displeasing and obese bar-worker.

'Jesus, Bangley Wangley Mongo Beef Face is taking his time with that Guinness I ordered'

by Craig Harris October 21, 2007

Mad Mongoose

The name of the most feared modern pirate. Rumors are that his real name is Scott, but that is only a rumour. All that is known is that he is such a pirate that he pilages an entire city for shits and giggles.

Ahhhh@ we're being pilaged by Mad Mongoose@ there is no hope@@@

by Mad Mongoose January 9, 2004

forest mongol

The people of Finland, the inbred descendants of The Great Khan.

Those goddamn forest mongols are at it again... this time they destroyed entire divisions of the Soviet Union!

by KalluHavumaki609 October 26, 2018

mongoloid

Someone with an extremely low intelligence. See : hecateh

A mongoloid came up to me and beat me up I was in casualty for a week.

by Lesbub January 19, 2003

mongoloid

A short, large-fore-headed, knife wielding, bow-haired, unbalanced ratio for arms to arms and legs to legs, potato sack wearing person. Usually mongoloids have facial lacerations, messed up eyes (called mongoloid eyes), crawl instead of walk, and are just scary as hell to deal with.

Dude I just saw this fucking mongoloid looking at me, it was staring at me! Freaked the shit out of me.

by Sean McAlevey June 13, 2008