Dirty Mallard

A sexual act performed when a male, while having sex with a female in either the missionary or more preferably the doggy style position, reaches around his backside and obtains a sizeable amount of sweat from his Perineum (a.k.a. Chode, Brum, Taint, etc.). Said sweat is then wiped upon the females upper lip, directly underneath the nose. The maneuver is completed with the male folding each of his arms to resemble wings, flapping his "wings", and vocalizing an ear-shattering "Quack-Quack".

As Brian was ravishing Krista from the rear and giving her the ultimate in sexual pleasure, Krista suddenly felt Brians finger on her upper lip. Within an instant her olfactory senses were overwhelmed by an extremely foul odor, accompanied by the loud call of the Mallard Duck and a rush of air upon her backside presumably caused by the flapping of limbs. Unbeknownst to Krista, she had received the ultimate sexual insult: The Dirty Mallard!

by Landon M. September 28, 2006

millard north

A POS school that took 75 billion years to win a state title, when its neighbor Millard West was not even 10 years old when it won its first title!

SUCK THAT YOU MN BEATCHES!

Millard North is a sucky sucky school for footbal.

by Poon Tang Clan May 10, 2004

millard north

A school with a football team that never loses in the regular season.

Millard North football is the best

by clark November 2, 2003

Millan

A very pretty girl. She is self conscious in herself and helps her friends out whenever she can. Isn't fake and doesn't hang around fake people. Has a small group of friends, but can hold conversations with almost everybody. Very outgoing girl.A girl with the name Millan can be very shy at first, but she doesn't show it. Once an Emily gets to know you some, she may get a little crazy. Millan is usually artistic with some form of artistic talent. Millan have the most gorgeous eyes that you can get lost in. This girl is usually romantic and falls in love easily. She is very smart and a big procrastinator. Millan’s are very soft on the inside, but they don't let their emotions show to just anybody. They usually hide their emotions for fear of affecting other people's happiness. Millan’s are great and loyal friends and they can cheer anybody up. Millan’s are good at telling what mood people are in just after a few minutes, so don't try to hide your emotions from them. If you know an Millan, I suggest you confined in her as a friend, as she WILL keep all secrets you share private, and she will never let you down. Millan’s are good problem solvers and are very flexible with schedules.

Person one:millan your so shy at first but then once I got to know you you’re whole personality changed

Millan: yea a lot of people say that.

by Lilzichik September 21, 2018

millered

–verb
1. pp. of miller.
–adjective
2. reduced to getting no work done.
3. fragged; fatal error.
4. not functioning properly.
5. changing level of productivity abruptly: The computer was fine then I got millered
6. fragmentary or incomplete: a millered workstation
7. infringed or violated: A millered promise is a betrayal of trust.
8. interrupted, disrupted, or disconnected: After the fatal error he returned to his millered computer.
9. reduced to submission: The drafter was millered due to repeated fatal errors.
10. absolute loss of hope; despair: The project manager was well and truly millered.
11. spoken in a confused or fragmentary manner, as to feign knowledge: He uttered a few millered words then told him to reboot.
12. get kicked in the groin; He got millered so hard he almost puked.

Use in a sentence:
"I got millered!"
"You got millered!"
"It's miller time!"

by uifmjeh4546 October 24, 2009

Millwright

Someone who has no volume control

Adrian is being such a MILLWRIGHT!!!

by Taco burrito November 23, 2018

max miller

Absolute fucking legend , will get all the pussy and steal your girl ;)

Oh if only I could be like "Max Miller"

by Max Miller February 21, 2017