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Milf Bod

An woman with a great body, that not even a having baby could ruin.
“Damn, no matter what happens in life Phoebe will always have that milf bod”
by Such Talent February 11, 2019
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Milf-t..

Mum I'd like to fuck, twice.

When a milf goes beyond hot ;D
Oh my god Toby's mum is such a milf!

I want her so bad..

She's got to be a milf-t, once just isn't enough.
by Dreadcock :) January 4, 2009
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milf in progress

A girl who looks like she will be a really good looking milf once she has kids.
While looking at pictures on Facebook:

Mike: She looks great, I think she'll look great even after she has kids.

Jay: Yeah man, she's totally a milf in progress.
by Jesus Ray Shuttleworth December 11, 2012
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Moeller Milf

A mother of a archbishop Moeller high school student that is unusually hot for her age.
Dude Mrs.Mercurio is a Moeller Milf
by LittleManJJ1 January 22, 2022
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MILF coded

When you have to leave your home because someone took it away (directly or indirectly eg through a curse)
1) I had to leave home because I was cursed and I accidentally had an affair with my bro
2) Damn, you got MILF coded. The guy who cursed you took your home away
by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap January 2, 2022
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Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.
I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.
by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020
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Milf Hunter

Any man who seeks milfs and has sexual intentions for them
Milf Hunter bangs a milf at home while husband is at work
by The Krab May 1, 2017
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