microphone check

A form of foreplay, when a woman gives head before or during sex.

"bro she stopped half way through and gave me a microphone check."

"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"

by Then8ie December 24, 2013

micah (girl)

Micah is a girl and boy name Micah is very bright and bubbly ,kind ,sweet and the most incredible friend you will ever have she makes you feel special. she will never let you down .she's the most honest and trustworthy person in the world .she is pretty and all the boys love her .she is funny outgoing and always is looking for a party . Micah has lots of friends .she is the most sexiest person you'll ever meet usually brown hair brown eyes and the greatest smile .

Hey Micah (girl)

I really wanted to know if you would be my friend .

by Alaina 45637 September 4, 2017

meredith mickleson

A hoe slut cheated on Ethan and is fucking ugly and he lips look like they got stung by bee

Meredith Micklesons a hoe slut

by Jdhdbdjaksksk April 17, 2017

microLenat

The unit of bogosity. Abbreviated mL in ASCII. Consensus is that this is the largest unit practical for everyday use. The microLenat, originally invented by David Jefferson, was promulgated as a ribbing of the famous computer scientist Doug Lenat by a tenured graduate student at CMU. Lenat had failed the student on an important exam because the student gave only "AI is bogus" as his answer to the questions.

While watching a demonstration of the Cyc expert system, my bogometer redlined and then exploded. In its place was a hole in the space-time continuum caused by an epic excess of bogosity, which is believed to have measured 1,000,000 microLenats.

by TheBlackHandOfDeath June 15, 2011

Mickeyphile

A person who lives and breathes all things related to the disarming Disney rodent who has charmed much of the modern world.

My workmate is a diehard Mickeyphile who can only bring himself to vacation at Disney resorts.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 21, 2018

My dad Owns Microsoft

The Signature Phrase for any 11-12 year old in an attempt to try to flex what they don't have. These kids are mostly on xbox and/or minecraft

Man:*Winning against child*
Kid: Your a hacker, my dad owns microsoft

by THICCBOU May 16, 2018

Monroe, Michigan

Heroin capitol of the state. Favorite past times include committing felonies, overdosing on drugs in McDonald's bathroom, and domestic violence against your fifth baby momma.

Nightlife consists of snorting xanax and fighting the cops, going to the dying Mall of Monroe for a few hours to poke fun at the rent a cops.

The dating pool consists of men who have either been to prison several times or are currently on felony probation for various reasons. and women who have five children by five different men by the age of 21.

The local cuisine consists of stale meat from the East end markets and Bud Light purchased by returning bottles and cans to the local Wal-Mart.

The attire of his lovely city often consists of an ankle monitor, pants sagging to your ankles and a pair of bootleg Chinese Air Jordan's you stole from your neighbor.

Monroe, come for the heroin, stay because you're now in jail and owe $10,000 in child support to some prostitute you slept with at a party one night!

Guy : Shiettt babygurl u my fine piece of ass and my bitch

Girl : Teeheehee oh baby you so bad get me pregnant and then beat my ass and go to prison while I raise the kids

Guy : Of course mah hoe, this is Monroe, Michigan after all.

by MurderMitten May 26, 2018