Xiaoling Yang Method

The Xiaoling Yang Method was used by US Citizens during the Vietnam war to avoid conscription. When reporting to their local army barracks for assessment, they would defecate themselves to be crossed off as not fit for duty.

"i really dont want to fight. i think im going to try the xiaoling yang method when they assess me to avoid conscription"

by Zhou Ping March 13, 2025

Futon method

When you fold down the back seats of your car with a partner to have my room.

When i was with Kenzie we were in my car and i used the Futon method

by Johnbooth July 19, 2024

The method

The act of pissing in a condom, freezing it, and then using it to pleasure oneself.

David: "George, I just did the method, and I'm never going back!"
"I told you it was good!"

by Sneakylilbish198 September 17, 2022

Bucket method

A form of medicine used by the Europeans in the early 1700s involves when an individual deposits their sexual fluids into a bucket (females can include their menses) and feed it to their livestock in an attempt to exterminate internal parasites.

“John used the bucket method on his goats.”

by Uncdillywilly29 April 26, 2024

iceman method

The art of DCA-ing a chart to 0

He bought using the iceman method (he bought at the top of the chart and kept rebuying until the chart dropped to 0)

by lebomborasclat April 3, 2025

Jellyfish Method

A tried and true method of creating a really shit band. A method for making cringiest, corniest, most ear splintering musical group of all time. Once such a terrible band is creating you might refer to them as "The Jellyfish Method"

My sister likes the Jellyfish Method, yeah it's a new band that's awful

by mmswbngs September 9, 2022

scientific method

DJ

Aaron: Use your brain cells
DJ: Brain cells are called neurons scientific method

by air975 May 21, 2019