magic wizard

when you give a girl anal and feel your about to blow your load hold on a little longer, pull it out and spit on her back then when she turns around she gets a facefall of jiz

im so pissed off with Max. last night, he gave me a magic wizard and had to clean spit off my back as well as jiz off my face

by rapmasterc December 15, 2006

magic flute

Male sex organ. (usually used in ref. to oral sex)

My girlfriend played my magic flute.

by Cephas January 14, 2005

Magic Bullet

The type of poop you take that doesnt require any wipe whatsoever. So clean that it literally just slides out of ones own anus nice and fast, and leaves behind no evidence. I diet in high fiber can be attributed to this.

Me: Remeber when you shoved that pen up my rectum the other day?
Friend: Yeah yo, there was no brown on that pen when I pulled it out.
Me: Well, I just did a Magic Bullet with my poop. Didn't even have to wipe.
Friend: So what you sayin is your rectum be clean enough for some pen action again?
Me: (Winks)

by TomSelleck42 May 30, 2011

Orioles magic

The tendency of the Baltimore Orioles baseball team to blow clutch situations on a fairly regular basis. This could include an O's pitcher giving up a homerun in the 9th to lose the game or simply stranding 10 baserunners. Use your imagination.

A play on the current Orioles slogan.

Bases loaded for the Chicago White Sox, Orioles lead 7-4. LaTroy Hawkins throws up a meatball to Jim Thome and he jacks it to deep left. Going... going... gone.

God dammit, there's that Orioles magic for you.

by Miguel Tejada August 7, 2006

magic wrist

term used for someone who cookes up crack

fuck a magic stick, jeezy got a magic wrist, David Copperfield on the stove all types of shit, stack it up like pringles all type of chips

by Brian Jasiak December 25, 2005

Magic hour

The hour after any form of exercise, long or short, where you can eat anything you want to and it instantly turns into muscle.

Disclaimer: following this rule may have a serious muscle building power effect

John: I feel great after that calorie burning power workout, now pass me that Mcdonalds

Jeff: Dude, you're gonna ruin your workout with all those fats!

John: It's the magic hour my friend...MAGIC HOUR....bring on the muscle!

by elratboyo May 4, 2010

White Magic

(n.)A high grade marijuana that is grown by using a hydroponic lighting system and by adding cocain in the water used to feed the plant.

"White magic is hard to find where I live."

by The Poems of Sorrow July 16, 2005