Joshua Lee Mackenstadt

The blackest blackie ever known to man.

That n****a Joshua Lee Mackenstadt is so black you cant see him at night.

by Nemos Mom December 22, 2022

John Madden

Football is his life. He is the most american man there will ever be, and you should not disrespect the man. He is football, and football is him.

And he does not jump on team bandwagons, it's his job to love every team.

"Football is my Life. I don't know what I would do without it"
- John Madden

by I hate Ignorant people July 30, 2006

Iron Maiden

The other important British heavy metal band, next to Black Sabbath. They're a decent band, they're not godlike like most fans say, nor do they suck @$$ like the haters claim. Have you ever noticed that all the UD definitions of this band fall on the two extremes of opinion?
I mean, there are the people that drool on the band's shoes, and those that pi$$ on them.

Iron Maiden uber-fan: OMDG, Iron Maiden rule all!
Iron Maiden non-fan: Noooo, they suck big time!
*they argue*
Reasonable person: Iron Maiden are OK. They good, but not great.
Uber-fan and non-fan both: FAGGOT! Hey, we agree on something!
Reasonable person: *groans*

by Anonymous debunker of religious myths May 18, 2008

Macdonalds

n. a restaurant where you and your family can have a fun time and a great meal. Did you know that Macdonalds donates lots of money to charity?

Let's go to Macdonalds and have a shit sandwitch!

by tneveca August 27, 2009

benji and joel madden

two members of the greatest band in the world. good charlotte is awesome! i love them so much.

DIE ALL U GC HATERZ!

by natatatatatat July 14, 2005

Maiden's Virus

Function: Noun

1a: A Belgian socialist, of any variety, taken to the mass theft of bicycles

Belgian 1: Oh no, somebody stole my bike!

Belgian 2: Mine's been stolen as well!

Cop: Sorry, boys, a maiden's virus has been on the loose in Brussels. We think he might be a member of the Belgian Workers Party.

Belgian 1: Do you know what the maiden's virus looks like?

Cop: All we know is that he is part of a metal band and is apparently a midget taken to homosexual acts.

Belgian 2: If we don't stop this maiden's virus, everybody in Belgium will be without a bicycle!

by Michelle A. Richardson June 10, 2008

Mackenzie J

an amazing boy who i'm in love with. he makes me happy when i'm sad. and he's always there for me. i'm glad i can also call him in my best friend.

Wow, I love you Mackenzie J

by xrobotshock October 24, 2008