luber

When referring to a repulsive male or female, one would rather lube up a deceased person.

Mik: Yo, look at that girl over there.
Danny: Oh, that's definetly a luber..

by Mik April 11, 2005

lube the neck

Consuming copious amounts of ethanolic beverages detineo Xerostomia penitus, the neck.

Derived from the Norse "gjølpr mjödir", but really distorted and not actually related at all.

Also includes the U.S. sharing their future fusion power with the Canadians and British, and I guess the French 'cause they'll whine. And the Germans, of course. They're the European Japanese. Skillful, but periodically delusional.

Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Well I think so Brain, but weren't we gonna lube the neck?

by ChrisBeat January 25, 2008

lubs

boobs, secret word to say to friends right next to a nice set of boobs

wow look at them lubs!

by Dingleberry Jones Jr. January 4, 2008

lubester

a man particularly tall with incredible charisma with 30 year old teachers and can pull anyone at any given time. the lubester is a nerdy type who dabbles in quintin tarintino feet scenes quite often.

i wish i was the lubester he pulled a girl for mentioning quintin tarintino

by Kevin Madu May 4, 2024

Lubeshart

A boy who poops in his pants and discards of it by masturbating with it

Larry sharted his pants twenty minutes ago and has not let left the restroom since he’s a lubeshart.

by JohnnyDemarco August 2, 2025

lube drink

A drink that someone habitually gets as their first drink at a bar to lighten up.

"Dude, get your appletini so we can do some shots already!" "Talk about a crap lube drink..."

by SleipOdin March 4, 2008

lubersnap

a large amount of random unidentifiable goo

After a hobo shook my hand, it was covered in lubersnap.

by Libanna March 21, 2009