lance

biggest fucking asshole you’ll ever meet. full of himself. literally. he’s full of cum because no one wants to fuck him. can’t get it up

lance kissed me today and i threw up bleh

by wholetruthnothingbutthetruth January 30, 2019

lanceaway

- "fag" away
- a term that defines a gay dude

Oh look...there's a fag....LANCEAWAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

by lancingaway! January 3, 2008

Lance Flugelhorn

Worlds coolest guy. Spends his time bartering on craigslist, usually for cats.

Lance Flugelhorn traded me a vacuum cleaner for a cat that supposedly used a toilet.

by CatTrainer1974 April 19, 2011

Lance Prancer

A very outgoing gay male dancer. Usually the only male in the dance troupe which is filled with girls.

The dance troupe is mostly girls and one Lance Prancer.

by KatieKlock January 10, 2013

landed gentry

wealthy aristocrats (and/or nobles and/or merchants) living on manors and estates in the countryside and owning slaves (and maybe even state peasants or even serfs)

landed gentry, after mandatory military under Catherine The Great of Russia, retired to their estates to live like hedonist; this is part of the reason Russian society actually regressed to the point of revolution by 1917.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma September 29, 2013

Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

by neobwa October 22, 2014

lancelyn

A lancelyn is someone who is shy sweet and when she comes out of her shell is super crazy fun flirty and spontaneous. She is super gorgeous and not one to mess with. A lancelyn is also filled with a lot of emotions . If you piss a wild lancelyn off the claws will come out!!! She laughs every five seconds, super love able and adorable!!!

Lancelyn says the following:

Zzaamm bae!!!!!

Oohhhh it's my song!!!!

...or nahhh???

by Barbee_official June 18, 2014