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when you go out on the town and have a big night on the wild turkey and gas. you end up running into the billopotamus you had an unnexpected affair with back in the sixties. you get to chatting and find yourself back into the same position as you were back in the sixties. when you end up back at her place giving her the fist in the ass of a life time to the beat of the locomotion. all for the greater good of her severe constipation. on point of her climax you release your fist from her ass and she relieves her steaming feices all over your chest. picking up the biggest solidist piece of shit in the pile and she procedes to entertain hersellf masturbating the biggest piece of feices and finally cumming all over the fieces on your chest.
i went on a bucks party the other night and ended up having a pinchy winchy cleveland steamer express. it was horrible because she had aids and her periods along with down syndrome.
by midge101 July 27, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer

an unusual act performed by two lovers where the girl craps on the guys chest.
GIRL: baby i LOOVVEED the movie tonight...and im not tired at ALL...whaddya wana do? hmm?
GUY: POOP ON ME! DO IT RIGHT NOW BITCH!!!

GIRL: uhmm...uhhh what??
GUY: THATS RIGHT I SED DO IT NOW BITCH!! WORK THAT OL' CLEVELAND STEAMER!!! *CONSTIPATED NOISE*
by NAHOTONI March 14, 2010
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Cleveland Bolo-Tie

This is a sexual act. It is performaned when man sits on the womans, tucks his balls under his chin and then allows the penis to lay all the way down her chest to, at least, her naval.

This act can only be performed by men who have extremely generous of legth and limited girth.
"I met this girl name Sally at a rodeo. Sally said she liked my tie and wished she could have one just like it. We then went to the bedroom, took our clothes off and I gave her a tie alright: a cleveland bolo-tie, that is. She had a little trouble breathing while I sat on her face, but the pictures were priceless."
by SuperTemiken January 2, 2010
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Cleveland Beamer

When you are fucking a chick in the ass and right before she is about to get off, you pull you dick out and shit in the girls face.
by jvanem March 4, 2009
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cleveland steamers

A sexual act where one takes a giant, steamy shit on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.
Jim: "I think i got some shit in my urethra after i gave Kim a Cleveland Steamer last night"
Bob: "Sucks, man"
by X August 18, 2003
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Cleveland Ohio

A city with a cock-sucking player that went to play for the deep-south, has some of the best schools like Hathaway Brown (Go Blazers!), Laurel, St. Ed's, maybe school across from Wendy's (look up St. Ig's, they suck dicks, but they are kinda smart), ect., some okay successful people, the MOST poorest people (they can't even afford shit), and very flammable water sources. But at least we're better than Hollenbeck or Detroit (ESPECIALLY DETOIT cause they'll all go to hell). I'm a Clevelander and really proud of it.
Clevelander (from Cleveland Ohio):Hey
Detroit Person: Hey
D-P: This place sucks
C-er: WTF dude?
D-P: I mean srsly, look at all the stuff that happened. That 23 tall n*$#@% left.
C-er: Do know what racism is?
D-P: Whuh?
C-er: Do you know what an education is?
D-P: Whuh?
C-er: Never mind, oaf.
by GoHBBlazersYouRock December 8, 2010
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ClevelandRocks8

Wow ClevelandRocks8 sure is sexy! And talented too! I wish I could be more like him
by PizzaPizza1234 November 22, 2011
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