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Kleen

A person who’s loudly confident but secretly fragile. A kleen hates being challenged, thrives on getting into people’s heads, and uses petty mind games to wind others up when they feel threatened.

Common traits include selective hearing, emotional buffering when confronted, and an uncanny ability to dish it out but never take it.

Etymologically mysterious. Behaviourally predictable. The universe contains many such creatures.
Don’t argue with him, he’s a proper kleen — you’ll get mind-gamed for 20 minutes.
by Foobarrred December 30, 2025
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Amish Kleenex

The practice of holding one nostril while simultaneously blowing out the other. You would usually lean over or away from your body so as not to blow snot all over yourself.

This saves one from nastying up one's sleeve(s). Since the Amish live a simple life they wouldn't have fancy store bought Kleenex.
"Dad's allergies were bothering him so bad while we were hiking he had to use the Amish Kleenex."

"I sneezed so much I used up all my tissues and had to use the ol' Amish Kleenex"

"I had to resort to the Amish Kleenex since it was Summer and I was sleeveless."
by @ChickieMamaK October 6, 2012
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Earth Keef

Noun; (Err-th key-f) the fine dust particles that sneak through your window screen and sprinkle your home with the smells of Arizona.
What’s that?” ‘Oh, that’s just some earth keef , don’t worry bout it
by BlandersoonCooper May 16, 2018
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Namoi Keef

Skyla Denise Brown (born May 13,2004), known professionally as Namoi Keef is an American rapper who is from Brooklyn, New York. At age 13, she started the name, “Yung Brooklyn”, but soonly changed it to Namoi Keef because she personally felt like she was a combination of a girly-girl and the “gangster”, relating to another rapper, Chief Keef. The teenage-rap star doesn’t currently have any public songs yet,she states that she has numerous unreleased ones.
" yooo, Namoi Keef is probably the youngest female rapper to get a deal with Interscope Records! " " You should follow her on ig, cause she really be wildin on there! "
by Ayana Williams January 13, 2019
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O’Keefe

It sucks like a ball, very horrible teacher poopoo
Person 1: Who is that teacher?
Person 2: Look away it’s an O’Keefe
by WuTBuFFe September 22, 2019
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Chief Keefin

Tasha has been Chief keefin ever since she got her 11 pro max
by Yoink215! February 15, 2020
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dodoco_klee_cooll

Such an epic mutual! Getting a follow request from them feels like getting your favorite character on Genshin Impact.

This person is so cool, amazing, funny, generous and caring and is better than everyone in the world including myself.

Being mutuals with them is up to you though, my friend. If you do not accept this request consider yourself unlucky.

There is yet for you to find a new and better mutual than they could’ve been for you.
“Do you know dodoco_klee_cooll?”
“Yes, that one epic mutual I found on Urban Dictionary!”

“I wish to be mutuals with them.”
“Same! Yet for us to wait.”
by averyisepic July 20, 2021
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