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A person who’s loudly confident but secretly fragile. A kleen hates being challenged, thrives on getting into people’s heads, and uses petty mind games to wind others up when they feel threatened. Often talks a big game, especially about football, despite delivering Sunday-league performances at best.
Common traits include selective hearing, emotional buffering when confronted, and an uncanny ability to dish it out but never take it.
“Don’t argue with him, he’s a proper kleen — you’ll get mind-gamed for 20 minutes and still watch him misplace a five-yard pass.”
Etymologically mysterious. Behaviourally predictable. The universe contains many such creatures.
Common traits include selective hearing, emotional buffering when confronted, and an uncanny ability to dish it out but never take it.
“Don’t argue with him, he’s a proper kleen — you’ll get mind-gamed for 20 minutes and still watch him misplace a five-yard pass.”
Etymologically mysterious. Behaviourally predictable. The universe contains many such creatures.
Don’t argue with him, he’s a proper kleen — you’ll get mind-gamed for 20 minutes and still watch him misplace a five-yard pass.
by Foobarrred December 30, 2025
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Common traits include selective hearing, emotional buffering when confronted, and an uncanny ability to dish it out but never take it.
Etymologically mysterious. Behaviourally predictable. The universe contains many such creatures.
Common traits include selective hearing, emotional buffering when confronted, and an uncanny ability to dish it out but never take it.
Etymologically mysterious. Behaviourally predictable. The universe contains many such creatures.
by Foobarrred December 30, 2025
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