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keyboard-socialism

A political and economic theory/philosophy where the keyboard production, distribution and exchange is regulated by the community and its marketing.
The market of keyboards have been monopolized, we need keyboard-socialism.
by Echg February 5, 2022
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keyboard

clicky clicky you needed it to search this clicky clicky
by clicky clicky April 20, 2022
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Keyboard-Commie

-An individual speaking from a social platform while contradictorily denouncing the first amendment.
Quit being a keyboard-commie and let him use the internet!
by DeserTynker January 15, 2021
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Keyboard Assassin

(n) - An individual who furiously enters comments into a comment section for the sole purpose of proving everyone wrong, and silencing an entire thread despite neither being right or wrong, just passionate.
"Boy, that keyboard assassin sure showed me what for..."
"Reddit is fun, until a flat-earth keyboard assassin shows up..."
"4chan would be great if it weren't for all these keyboard assassins..."
"Are you a fucking keyboard assassin dude?"
by Richard P. Sprinkler March 3, 2021
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Keyboard Water

(1)
When you clean your keys in a bowl of water and there is hair, dirt, and potential chips at the bottom of the bowl. Can be prepared with a side serving of hotdog water.

(2)
"You're so keyboard water" the second level of calling someone dog water. It's worse. It's calling someone the musty water from their greasy ass keyboard.
(1)"Check out my keyboard water"

(2)"You're so keyboard water bro"
by Juried March 4, 2021
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Keyboard

The thing that your mom smashes your head in.
My mom said if i dont get out of the computer she's gonna smash my head in the keyboard, so please hekejehfjrofiehhsieidy3thtoru38iaCEYTIDgrihd
by Beanboi903 March 12, 2021
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Keyboard warrior

by Handle 2 April 9, 2021
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