ned kelly

another term for having a wank ! usualy used in the australian army

cpl: smith you in here ?
smith : ned kelly !
cpl : ah ok

by bvvvvt January 3, 2012

Kellenberger

A blatant lie, also defined as stories that contradict one another.

Sean is such a kellenberger, his stories make no sense and its obvious none of them are true.

by Jcoldwell December 6, 2009

Kelly Clarkson

One of two Am. Idol winners to do anything in the music industry (2nd being Carrie Underwood). Her music is considered to be godlike by those who are fans, and extremely emo and homosexual to the highest degree by those who are not fans.

KC FAN: KELLY CLARKSON IS THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD

KC HATER: PLEASE, MY WALRUS SINGS BETTER

by LAUNDRY CHUTE April 18, 2009

kelly osbourne

Oxygen thief who is ugly, brattish and has no talent. Owes everything to her father.

Phone animal welfare I can hear a cat being torutured! No wait....Kelly Osbourne has just come on the telly.

by Brigante July 15, 2008

Kellered

To be so drunk that one is unable to speak, see, or hear, such as how Helen Keller was unable to do any of those things.

"Yo man I'm gonna get soooo kellered tonight that I'm still gonna be drunk when I go to work tomorrow."

by Lorne Park Drinking Team June 9, 2007

connor-kelly

To receive a connor-kelly is to get a practice blowjob

that girl Molly just gave out a connor-kelly. Six times in one weekend.

by anyssa75 March 28, 2009

sam kellerman

Dead public access TV personality that had a hip-hop call-in show at 1:30 am Sat. nights from Metro TV in N.Y.C. Was younger brother of Max Kellerman of Fox TV. Sam was also in the first Yankee Network TV commercials and a car commercial afterwards. Believed he moved to LA to pursue a career in sports journalism in boxing. Ironically twist has it his friend and roommate, a/k/a The Harlem Hammer had known Kellerman for about 30 years, is now his killer.

Was beaten to death in L.A. by his boxer friend who then stole his car and was at large for 48 hours till the cops caught him.

by it's a riddle October 25, 2004