A cold wet miserable land north of Hadrian's wall but depending on whom you talk to, Edinburgh is not part of this great nation. (There is some truth to that as it was part of the kingdom of Northumbria back in the day hence why nearby Athelstanford is named after an English king with an English suffix) Populated by gingers who when not fighting the English are always fighting eachother over religion despite half of them not being religious whatsoever. A land known for shlte food, decent ale even though they choose bam juice instead or as I like to call it "Jock Juice"
One good thing to happen to Jockan is the oil in the north sea so the Teutchers can stop being miserable bastards now, just don't tell the yanks!
One good thing to happen to Jockan is the oil in the north sea so the Teutchers can stop being miserable bastards now, just don't tell the yanks!
Tally ho old bean, I'm off to the capital of Jockan. The great thing is, Edinburgh's basically England anyway so hopefully I won't get pasted by a load of fenians and Teuchters. Pip pip cheerio and all that bollocks
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