Johnny Storm (Human Torch from Fantastic 4)
Used to describe a homosexual male who is blatantly and undoubtedly gay, so much so, that they are basically giving off flames from their gaynessocity.
Used to describe a homosexual male who is blatantly and undoubtedly gay, so much so, that they are basically giving off flames from their gaynessocity.
-What self respecting man wears booby tassels and holsters a dildo in their butt?
-That, my friend, is a Johnny Storm.
-Ohhhhh.........
-That, my friend, is a Johnny Storm.
-Ohhhhh.........
by IDReese December 02, 2007
A great actor who's starred in many movies, including Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Corpse Bride (as a voice actor), and more.
Sadly, the majority of his fans are all airheaded teenage girls who say he's the best actor ever just because he's "OMG SOOO HAWT!1!" and keep saying that they'll get him in bed someday. Just read the other definitions posted on this site. About 98% of them are praising him solely on his looks.
Sure, he might be good-looking for a guy, but jeez, grow up, all of you! Don't just look at his movies to see HIM, but appreciate the whole movie too! Learn to like him for his ACTING skills and not just his LOOKS. Oh, and stop dreaming too. He's not gonna go out with someone 30 years younger than him. Just forget about it.
Sadly, the majority of his fans are all airheaded teenage girls who say he's the best actor ever just because he's "OMG SOOO HAWT!1!" and keep saying that they'll get him in bed someday. Just read the other definitions posted on this site. About 98% of them are praising him solely on his looks.
Sure, he might be good-looking for a guy, but jeez, grow up, all of you! Don't just look at his movies to see HIM, but appreciate the whole movie too! Learn to like him for his ACTING skills and not just his LOOKS. Oh, and stop dreaming too. He's not gonna go out with someone 30 years younger than him. Just forget about it.
Typical Johnny Depp fan: OMFG I LUVVV Johnny Depp he's like OMG SOOO SEXEH!!1!
True Johnny Depp fan: I like him too. He's a great actor and the movies he's in are all awesome.
Typical Johnny Depp fan: Whuh? Actor?? I only liek him cuz liek he's OMG SOOO SEXEH!!1! He's guna be mah HUZBUND!1!
True Johnny Depp fan: ... Go shoot yourself in the head, moron.
True Johnny Depp fan: I like him too. He's a great actor and the movies he's in are all awesome.
Typical Johnny Depp fan: Whuh? Actor?? I only liek him cuz liek he's OMG SOOO SEXEH!!1! He's guna be mah HUZBUND!1!
True Johnny Depp fan: ... Go shoot yourself in the head, moron.
by SomeBadJoke October 29, 2006
The person who sacrifices his or herself to the police so that the other people who commited the crime will not get in trouble.
by Aaron Newquist April 09, 2008
johnny depp is the hottest guy in the whole world! not only is he sexy n looks great in eye-liner, but he dosent exactly go with the flow, n thats what sets him apart from all the other dead-beat actors!
by billie_joe March 22, 2005
Orlando Bloom is gay.
by Blonde Bitch March 28, 2004
Name of the Beatles before they hit it big, when they were still playing at whorehouse clubs in Hamburg. Johnny referred to John Lennon, and the moondogs, who the fack knows.
by enjuneer November 09, 2003
The best actor out there, yes, EVEN BEFORE (gasp) POtC.
thats right.
Watch some of his earlier work too, teenyboppers, you'll fall even more in love <3
thats right.
Watch some of his earlier work too, teenyboppers, you'll fall even more in love <3
by childster September 13, 2003