John Laurens

Though John Laurens may have been gay, he had many other great personality traits. John Laurens was an anti-slave abolitionist alive during the late 1700's. He was interested in nature (mostly plants, birds, and other creatures he often drew) (not just turtles.), medical studies (though he did not study it), and was an aide-de-camp alongside a more popular figure, Alexander Hamilton; the two are speculated to have been in an amorous relationship. John Laurens married Martha Manning out of pity after impregnating her after he broke up with a man named Francis Kinloch, who has was also speculated to have had an amorous relationship with.
John Laurens was a strong man who was not a cinnamon roll.

John Laurens was reckless and got shot multiple times, which eventually led to his death.

John Laurens did not like turtles all that much and ate turtle soup once.

John Laurens was actually really tall and independent and also pretty suicidal. Poor guy.
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John Frusciante

Former guitar for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, only one of the select few who are truly all for the music.
"Have you read that book that John Frusciante wrote? I think it was called the bible or some-shit"
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John Marston

An outlaw who can't fucking swim.
John Marston learned he couldn't swim by the bad way.
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John Stones

VVD: "How do I defend like John Stones does"
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What the john?

Announcer: The winner of the lottery is Devin Caherly!
Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?
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John Entwistle

Best bass guitarist ever, hands-down. Also a total badass.
John Entwistle was known as the Ox because of his large build and constitution, and Thunderfingers for his awesome bass skills.
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John Mcafee

A man that no mere mortal can compete with, is know for sticking his dick in 7 bitches at once. Oh, he also launched Mcafee antivirus... or something like that.
"Nobody should be forced to use X-Hampster." - John Mcafee, 2013
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