jaypril

characterized by accurate instinct and unique senses that can easily foresee and read your soul, act and mind.

be a friend or be a living dead

future lives behind jaypril

by aprilOF28 January 22, 2022

Jasper

place. Rugged Canadian park full of pointy mountains and deep slot canyons that both provide delightful vistas and chances to lose a limb. Bears, hungry and ornery 24/7, compete with bighorn sheep and rutting elk for handouts from misguided tourists. Avalanches of snow and skiers in winter and rock in summer often flatten the frankly decaying townsite but a thriving gravel-extraction industrial plant working on the mounds of tailings from the failed gold industry and moraines from the failed glacier industry are turning things around. The recent anti-masking truck convoy passing through the park amused many of the smaller marmots and almost made up for the total lack of after-hours entertainment for which the tourists, bone-tired after long treks into the jasperiffic hinterlands, thirst.

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A tourist in Jasper recently smeared honey on her child in a mis-guided attempt to attract bears.

From out of Canada?

They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.

by gnostic3 January 29, 2022

Jasper Berry

Inspirational.

Jasper Berry is an Inspirational Human being

by Nathan Wood January 30, 2022

Jasir

Who tf is this dude

You are a Jasir

by JustTalkingmate February 3, 2022

Jasper

the most perfect boy in the world, i could talk about him for weeks. His smile is so perfect and his humor and personality and facial structure and everything about him is amazing. I wish i could date him again. he is just truly amazing.but he likes someone else thats is way prettier, nicer, older, taller than me. If he gets with her im gonna kms i know he is meant for me

jasper is perfect

by Hahiimadethisaccforq4vckitys April 2, 2022

Jasperite

A friendly Mennonite whore.

I wonder where all the Jasperites are at tonight. That one really can churn out tons of cream.

by Estate12 February 10, 2022

Jasper

A dorky sped, that you will fall in love with. Brown hair, blue eyes, tall asf, loves footy and basketball, a socially awkward but hilarious dude. Who carries around a camo computer bag.

Get yourself a Jasper.

Girl 1"Hey who's that guy?"
Girl 2"Jasper."

by ivan123 February 27, 2022