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Michael Jackson

The greatest pop singer of all time. Nobody compares.
he's innocent, that michael.
by |-{ F8 }-| April 5, 2005
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Samuel L. Jackson

Samuel L. Jackson is that of Chuck Norris... except blacker.
by themanwithahat May 19, 2009
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samuel l jackson

Have you not noticed that he is in every movie?
person 1: whos in that movie?
person 2: i dont know, but i bet samuel l jackson is.
by al kickyourass April 27, 2006
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Jackson Pollock

1. American Abstract Expressionist Painter

2. A Sexual Act in which a male ejaculates over a partner's face or chest. A variant of this act involves turning around after ejaculation and passing gas in close proximity to the ejaculated area or the partner's nose.
She's such an unpleasant person; I hope she gets a Jackson Pollock tonight!
by IDZ December 28, 2005
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Jaafar Jackson

He's the teenage son of Jackson 5 bassist Jermaine Jackson and Colombian hoe Alejandra Oaziaza. He's uber sexy and gets just as much attention from the teenage girls as his cousin Prince Jackson. He does karate and bought a stun gun online with a credit card. The boy is bad. He's also a model so you know he's fit. And it is Jaafar not Jaffar. Learn it.
OMJ! Did you see those pictures of Jaafar Jackson in Hawaii? HOT STUFF!
by illnevertell999 July 6, 2010
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Michael Jackson

The sexiest man ever. Period. Done. Don't even try to deny it.
Have you seen Michael Jackson in gold pants? I get an orgy just thinking about it! -OOOOOOOH YEAAAHHH
by R.I.P. MICHAEL JACKSON January 3, 2010
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Andrew Jackson Jihad

An excellent two-man band that began in Phoenix, AZ in 2004. Members are vocals/lead guitar Sean Bonnette and upright-bassist Ben Gallaty. Commonly classified as "folk punk". The lyrics focus on things such as social anxiety, poverty, humanity, religion, existentialism, and politics, as well as "serial killers, cigarettes, child abuse, and a vengeful Jesus". They often collaborate with other bands. Commonly abbreviated as AJJ.
"People", "Jesus Saves (God Hates Us All)" and "David J is a Siccness" are examples of Andrew Jackson Jihad songs.
by So-Called Person December 8, 2013
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