Idiot Lotto

The act of ringing a department where you know EVERYONE is an idiot, but the fun is not knowing which one you will get the phone is answered.

Simon : Crap, I have to ring the help desk.
Gavan : Is that a bad thing ?
Simon : Yeah, its a game of Idiot Lotto, they're all morons.

by fobzwonkle May 5, 2010

idiot pass

Giving someone a pass when they f*ck up.

Normally I'd be pissed off that Jim forgot his keys and I waited outside forever, but I'm giving him an idiot pass since he was wasted.

by jeebus55 June 15, 2011

Idiotologist

A person who has completed the study of idiots. The requirement is a minimum of 30 years of dealing with idiots on a regular basis WITHOUT causing them any bodily harm thereby obtaining an honorary degree in idiotolgy.

Jeff received his honorary designation of Idiotologist after 46 years of the successful study of idiots.

by JCE025 June 20, 2011

Idioteration

Stupidity committed repetitively.

To date, there have been over 10,000 idioterations of Christianity.

by CaptainZero1969 July 15, 2011

Idiot eyes

Someone that looks at something beautiful, or otherwise awesome, and doesn't see its beauty and/or awesomeness.

"My brother didn't care for the scrapbook page I did last night."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."

by CharluhWarluh November 23, 2011

Idiotmarathon

A 'marathon' of non-stop idiocy around you occurring faster than the fucks they give about it flying away.

"It appears to be an Idiotmarathon over yonder at the Westboro Baptist Church."

by lKing May 12, 2014

idioticer

A stupid persons way of saying someone is of lower intelligence than themselves.

"John Smith is idioticer than John Doe!"

by brent94 May 17, 2014