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Faux news

The only two major difference between Fox and The Daily Show:

1. The daily show does not claim to be "fair and Balanced" like Fox does.

2. While John Stewart tells the truth with a major Liberal spin on it, people like Bill O'Reily (affectionately known as Mr. Falafel) tell outright lies.

No wonder the station is named after an animal commonly associated with sneakyness.
Fox News: The foul breath of the neocons
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
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Fake News

1) False or otherwise extremely exaggerated news stories used to generate money from ad revenue by using clickbait titles or used to sell tabloids in the grocery check-out line.

2) A term for a news article that doesn't validate one's political opinion.
1) She threw him out! The latest on Jen and Brad's split.

2) Shut your fucking mouth you liberal snowflake with your "fake news" from the BBC telling me that global warming is increasing at a rapid rate. I read on Breitbart that it was all a Chinese hoax.
by Vantius December 21, 2016
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New Malta

Portsmouth, a city on the South Coast of the UK, known to many as New Malta following an ad campaign by a British Rail Company inviting people to visit the NEW Malta for fares as little as £1.
Mate! I'd much rather a night out on the razz in New Malta than Scumhampton!
by williamez September 10, 2010
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news reader

To act on television as one who reports the news, but in reality only reads scripts from a teleprompter.

A Russian phrase "news reader" was created in the communist (USSR) era to describe a government controlled video personality to imitate the equivalent of the US reporter of news.
As of this writing, real "reporters" are now hard to find in the USA and confined to "talk radio".
The news reader is lying as usual.
by b. schauerte December 30, 2006
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new sahara

1. Best Place To Get Mean Mugged By Iraq.
2. Great Spot To Eat After A Long Night Of House Parties.
3. Sterling Heights Car Show After 11 PM.
4. Home Of The Worlds Clumsiest Waiters.
5.
Ahmad: "bro i went to New Sahara last night after coliseum yesterday and killed a chicken cream chop with ranch"

Rami: "bro you didnt call me. you ho'in yourself"

Ahmad: "Merriam i didnt know you wanted to come"
by Dj Cocky November 22, 2007
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new crop

The term "new crop" refers to the new batch of women that come with a girl when she starts dating your friend (ie. her best friends, acquaintances, family members) and that YOU will have the opportunity of meeting. Much like a farmer with a new harvest... Therefore new crop!
Friend A - Bro, I met this fine ass hottie named Emily at the gym...

Friend B - New crop!

Friend A - for sure! Imma hit her up so we can all go out.
by FreddyBoyFanPage April 4, 2014
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News buff

A person with a strong interest in keeping up with current events.
He's such a news buff, he watches all the news broadcasts and reads multiple newspapers.
by Ccspecial December 15, 2018
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