Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.

"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"

by Guinness718 December 12, 2024

Clutch Mode

When someone suddenly performs way better than usual in an important moment, like hitting the winning shot or finishing an assignment last minute and still getting an A

LeBron was missing all game, then hit the buzzer-beater straight Clutch Mode.

by MaDiRd September 10, 2025

CLUTCHING

Clutching is another word for someone having a budget on money and using wisdom in their financial distributions.

May apply to people who have businesses, student debt, etc.

"She clutching down BIG TIME!"

by CyborgQueen March 13, 2025

Static Clutch

A gamer that is cracked as hell.

He have you heard of static clutch.
Yeah that pro gamer.

by Static Clutch May 21, 2023

rectal clutch

When you clench something in your anus do it doesn’t fall out

“Eats Vault Cheese” while rectal clutch continues

by Cheese vault May 24, 2023

Clutch Up

To make a comeback or to do what is needed in a time with pressure and need for your actions; to perform in the moment

During the tennis game, Frank was losing 5 - 1, but he had to clutch up in the rest of the games to win.

by DigBick9696 May 30, 2023

Clutch the Diamonds!

It's the 1990s version of "Clutch the Pearls", except used by jewish people to show (pretend) they are shocked or appalled.

United Nations: Israel is undeniably committing genocide.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.

Rest of the world: *Not shocked*

by Stanly5 September 24, 2025