help

Screwing a girl to help her cope with being away from home

Don't tell him that I helped his girlfriend.

by Craig A. Pond January 5, 2005

Tuna Helper

A straight man or woman who likes to hang out with lesbians.

"Tina isn't a lesbian. She just has a lot of lesbian friends. She's a tuna helper."

by Buttercup1976 March 28, 2008

oh dear god HELP...

What a person(s) say when they are close to their demise by offending some greater being such as Chuck Norris.

terrorist one: All right get me the bomb!
terrorist two: here it is haji...wait what is that?
haji(terrorist one): no worry just some hillbilly in a ha...
(terrorist one is suddenly ripped in half)
terrorist two: who are you?
Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris
terrorist two:oh dear god HELP...

by lluzam July 9, 2009

helluvafast

To express an activity or accomplishment with great speed.

He came helluvafast on her.
Or; Shermy's TL broke down helluvafast.

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

helluvalotta

A term for measuring crowd density.

"How many people were in line for the iPhone 4?" - Steve
"A helluvalotta!" - Me

by ceejayc July 4, 2010

Helpful College Grad Cards

Fill-in-the-blanks college graduation cards for people that are either way too lazy to make up their own cards or are way too stupid to even know what a graduation is.

Brad: I need some help... I just bought some college grad cards and I really don't know what to write on the inside of them! Maybe you would know what to do...?

Donna: Let me see those cards.

(Looks at the college grad cards)

Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...

Brad: What are instructions?

Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...

by Ginja Spixes August 31, 2011

Helium-Core

A genre of music in which the lead singer has an extremely high pitched voice and is usually attractive. Their music is generally fast but mostly cleans, with a couple screams thrown in for fun. Primary demographics are usually females ages 12-15.

Some Big Helium-Core bands are Sleeping with Sirens and Pierce the Veil.

by EnterShikari February 9, 2013