Gordon

Gordon is the sexiest man on earth, the way his luscious thick ass jiggles as he walks, his beautiful chocolate skin and most importantly his amazing cowboy hat. I just want him to ride me like a horse and have his way with me, spread me wide open and go to town on my soft ass.

Me and Gordon were in the car our eyes met, my heart was pounding as he came closer and took the virginity from my lips I could feel his course beard rub on my face. We proceeded to do things that would get us kicked out of any church we may enter. God I love Gordon.

by Captcop May 26, 2021

Gordon Freeman

The Messiah

"All hail Gordon Freeman, The One Free Man!"

by P-Body Pal May 27, 2021

Gordon Van Damage

Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock

Fuck Yeah Gordo Van Damage you caused some damage to barb “Gordon van damage

by Gordon van damage June 8, 2021

Gooonit

Gooonit - better pronunciation of the word Gonit (гонит)
Gooonit you use is when you what to describe a person who gets laid or he/she is cool.

(Name) gooonit.
Mancila gooonit.

by Gooonit August 22, 2021

gordonvale high school

Gordonvale High School is a shitty disgusting place, theres toxic people who will talk shit about you, many fights during the week, many people going to the park during the mornings to either hit a vape or smoke durries. The only good teacher there is Miss Smith. You may go to the toilets during lunch but you'll smell people vaping. There is many sluts and thots at Gordy high and many fuckboys, try hards and playboys. Year 7s date year 8s, year 9s, year 10s year 11s and year 12 its very common in Gordonvale High School.

"what school do you go to?"

"Gordonvale High School"

"oh poor you!"

by kwsowneisnbsokaken October 19, 2021

gordon

a mother fucker who always argue with you. Give negative feedback all the times and is your pain in the ass.

look at that fucking gordon. all you cooked is shit.

by such a fucking random gay November 21, 2021

Gordon

Gordons are the most tallest person you'll ever meet, they have a deep voice which attracts lots of girls but he is shy. Most of the time Gordons are mainly Greek and Russian. Star Wars, Call of Duty, guns and knives are attributes that are commonly known for Gordons and they are the most loyal person ever.

Person 1: Look everybody it's Gordon, the Chad!

Girls: He is so handsome

by HomieMegalodon66 November 22, 2021